30 Ridiculous Things You Can Still Buy at Nagle's Before Its Doors Close Forever

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PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees

St. Louis is full of hidden treasures but Nagle's Variety & Collectible Gift Store in Florissant is not one of them. The family-owned classic "five & dime" shop has been in business for 46 years and has been a North County institution for decades.

The news came this week that owners Mike and Jeannie Nagle were retiring and liquidating the store's merchandise and fixtures. The shop was shut down for a few days to prepare for one giant, final sale.

Nagle's really was one of the last of its kind. With new dollar stores (and $5 stores) popping up on every corner, it was nice to have a reliable destination in mind when trying to hunt down the perfect funny little birthday gift or anniversary present. No matter what ridiculous item you were seeking, Nagle's could hook you up.
One of five check-out lines - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • One of five check-out lines
It's always been the place to find greeting cards, jewelry, candy, garden items, housewares, art supplies, crafts, candles, figurines, fabric, knick-knacks and tchotchkes of every variety, but they also kept up with trending crap. From Beanie Babies to Troll dolls, the toy du jour could always be found in multitudes at Nagles.

Truthfully, Nagle's has always been just full of crap, but in the best way. The mission of the store seemed to be to sell you crap that you didn't need. (And crap that you didn't even know existed, for that matter.)

The store opened up again yesterday to begin its final sale. The doors opened at 9 a.m.; at 6 p.m. the parking lot was still full. Inside the aisles were crowded and the cash registers were ringing nonstop. It would seem as though the entire county came out to snatch up the good deals.
The only open parking spot near to the store - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • The only open parking spot near to the store
The store was offering everything inside for 20 percent off and despite steady business all day, it didn't yet look picked over in the least. To say that there is still an abundance of inventory in that space would be an understatement. The store will continue to sell off all items over the next four weeks or so, with the discount percentage increasing all the while.
Fixtures available outside - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Fixtures available outside
We took some time to go up and down the overstimulating aisles and choose some of our favorite (and/or most ridiculous) items still available in the store. All of these treasures (and toilets) can be yours. There is still time. Take yourself to Nagle's, get this crap and bid your old friend a fond farewell.

Just one wall at Nagle's - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Just one wall at Nagle's
Hang this over your fireplace - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Hang this over your fireplace
What more could you need? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • What more could you need?
Toilets are a thing here - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Toilets are a thing here
Jeb 2016, y'all - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Jeb 2016, y'all
Oh my! - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Oh my!
Buttz - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Buttz
Thirsty? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Thirsty?
Why, though? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Why, though?
For your local drinking problem - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • For your local drinking problem
Not a sex toy. Why would you think that? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Not a sex toy. Why would you think that?
Puppy exercise - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Puppy exercise
Whatever it takes - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Whatever it takes
Bookmarks: soon to be extinct - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Bookmarks: soon to be extinct
Dirty birds - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Dirty birds
Stoner supplies - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Stoner supplies
Bad dog - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Bad dog
Shakers - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Shakers
He holds your wine bottle... or something. - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • He holds your wine bottle... or something.
Eagle in crystal - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Eagle in crystal
Oonst oonst oonst oonst - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Oonst oonst oonst oonst
Put a trout on it - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Put a trout on it
Knives - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Knives
The pen options are OOCC - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • The pen options are OOCC
Police... flask? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Police... flask?
This pen says "NO" in many different voices - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • This pen says "NO" in many different voices
Sip in elegance - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Sip in elegance
Crystals (Twin Towers on the left) - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Crystals (Twin Towers on the left)
Old people heart to party - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • Old people heart to party
You're in this book aren't you, Nagle's? - PHOTO BY JAIME LEES
  • photo by Jaime Lees
  • You're in this book aren't you, Nagle's?

Nagle's Variety & Collectible Gift Store
19 Patterson Plaza
Florissant, MO 63031
314-838-4444


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