You can tell a lot about a person by their Halloween costume. Sexy nurse? They probably have an old-fashioned view of gender roles — and no knowledge of how hard R.N.s actually work. Sexy pizza rat? They're really into the latest memes — and the stupidest ones. Caitlyn Jenner? They're a complete idiot willing to risk the scorn of a nation just to get a few gasps at a party. Keep an eye out for them in the midst of a social media lynch mob very, very shortly.
So what to say about Missouri's collective costume googling?
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