may've snubbed us
and skipped St. Louis in his most recent comedy tour
, but now he's finally coming to the Fox on April 2!
And yet...will it be the Coco you crave?
The occasion is the 23rd Annual Bob Costas Benefit
, which typically raises $1 million
for the cancer center at Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital
. A worthy cause, no doubt. But Daily RFT
doubts "The Masturbating Bear
" or "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
" would be appropriate stage companions.
It might be Conan in the flesh, but out of respect for the occasion, he'll probably keep it clean. Too bad.