Pretend You're A Three-Year-Old Drunk Tonight


Remember when you were little and mommy and daddy read to you each night?

No? Well, me neither. But, hey, it's never too late to regress. To wit, tonight at Creative Art Gallery (3232 Ivanhoe Ave.) sit back while erstwhile Riverfront Times writer Wm. Stage reads to you from his new book Fool for Life.

Even better, there will be refreshments (read: beer and wine) for the taking. And surely, your parents never let you drink a cold, frosty one during story time. Did they?

The event goes from 6 to 8 p.m tonight. You can read my review of Stage's book here.